"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets.
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
“For the rest of eternity, there’s going to be a hole in my heart.” — Elena Gilbert (x) (via comeonpouty)
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Someone has to tell Paul Wesley that life isn’t a photoshoot.
I’m gonna leave this here…